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\def\bbv{\:\twelve}
\ctrline {An experiment in using oversized vowels for legibility}
\vskip 10pt
It is curious that many languages in their written form seem to attach
less importance to recording the vowel sounds than to recording the
consonant sounds. In fact, there are cases in which the vowels are often
omitted, while in other cases the vowels are indicated by small marks
attached to, or above, the associated consonants. I am not enough of a
student of languages to know if there is or was a real justification for
this practice in terms of the importance or rather the lack of importance
of the vowel in word recognition in these languages.
Certainly the vowel is all important for many of our short words, usually
of Anglo-Saxon origin. Witness, bat, bate, bet, beet, bit, bite, bot,
boat, bout, boot, but, butte, etc., not to mention those words where
unsounded consonant letters are introduced to identify the intended vowel
sound, such, for example, as bought.
This leads one to wonder if greater attention should be given to the
vowels. The pendulum may have swung. Perhaps, for reading ease, we should
make the vowels more distinctive in some way. There does seem to be a
trend in this direction. Certainly, an i and an o are more different than
are a b and an h. One way to do this might be to make the vowels as a
class somewhat larger, perhaps have then taller, say as tall as the t.
It might be interesting to do some experiments along these lines using
metafont. The right way to do this would be to design a complete font or
actually many complete fonts in which changes of the type suggested were
made with due attention to the separation of effects. This would be a
long range task. As a quick and dirty experiment one could select
the vowels from a larger font than that used for the consonants.
S{\bv o}---b{\bv e}g{\bv i}nn{\bv i}ng r{\bv i}ght n{\bv o}w th{\bv i}s
t{\bv e}xt h{\bv a}s th{\bv e} v{\bv o}w{\bv e}ls {\bv a}ll
s{\bv e}l{\bv e}ct{\bv e}d fr{\bv o}m {\bv a} {\bv o}n{\bv e} p{\bv o}{\bv i}nt
l{\bv a}rg{\bv e}r f{\bv o}nt th{\bv a}n th{\bv e}
c{\bv o}ns{\bv o}n{\bv e}nts. Th{\bv e}r{\bv e} {\bv i}s {\bv a}
pr{\bv o}bl{\bv e}m w{\bv i}th th{\bv e} {\bv y} wh{\bv i}ch {\bv i}s
s{\bv o}m{\bv e}t{\bv i}m{\bv e}s {\bv u}s{\bv e}d {\bv a}s {\bv a} v{\bv o}w{\bv e}l {\bv a}nd
s{\bv o}m{\bv e}t{\bv i}m{\bv e}s {\bv a}s {\bv a} c{\bv o}ns{\bv o}n{\bv e}nt, s{\bv o}
{\bv a}ct{\bv u}{\bv a}ll{\bv y} th{\bv e}r{\bv e} {\bv a}r{\bv e} tw{\bv o} y{\bv y}'s {\bv i}n
th{\bv i}s t{\bv e}xt.
J{\bv u}st t{\bv o} m{\bv a}k{\bv e} th{\bv i}s {\bv e}xp{\bv e}r{\bv i}m{\bv e}nt
{\bv e}v{\bv e}n m{\bv o}r{\bv e} gr{\bv a}ph{\bv i}c, {\bv I} h{\bv a}v{\bv e}
c{\bv o}p{\bv i}{\bv e}d th{\bv i}s {\bv e}nt{\bv i}r{\bv e} t{\bv e}xt fr{\bv o}m
th{\bv i}s p{\bv a}g{\bv e} t{\bv o} th{\bv e} n{\bv e}xt p{\bv a}g{\bv e},
b{\bv u}t th{\bv i}s t{\bv i}m{\bv e} w{\bv i}th th{\bv i}s sch{\bv e}m{\bv e}
{\bv a}ppl{\bv i}{\bv e}d t{\bv o} th{\bv e} {\bv e}nt{\bv i}r{\bv e} p{\bv a}g{\bv e}.
S{\bv o}, t{\bv u}rn t{\bv o} {\bv i}t {\bv a}nd s{\bv e}{\bv e} wh{\bv a}t
y{\bv o}{\bv u} th{\bv i}nk.
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\ctrline {Th{\bv e} v{\bv o}w{\bv e}ls {\bv o}n th{\bv i}s p{\bv a}g{\bv e}
{\bv a}r{\bv e} {\bv a}ll 10\%\ l{\bv a}rg{\bv e}r th{\bv a}n n{\bv o}rm{\bv a}l}
\vskip 10pt
{\bv I}t {\bv i}s c{\bv u}r{\bv i}{\bv o}{\bv u}s th{\bv a}t m{\bv a}n{\bv y}
l{\bv a}ng{\bv u}{\bv a}g{\bv e}s {\bv i}n th{\bv e}{\bv i}r wr{\bv i}tt{\bv e}n
f{\bv o}rm s{\bv e}{\bv e}m t{\bv o} {\bv a}tt{\bv a}ch l{\bv e}ss
{\bv i}mp{\bv o}rt{\bv a}nc{\bv e} t{\bv o} r{\bv e}c{\bv o}rd{\bv i}ng th{\bv e}
v{\bv o}w{\bv e}l s{\bv o}{\bv u}nds th{\bv a}n t{\bv o} r{\bv e}c{\bv o}rd{\bv i}ng
th{\bv e} c{\bv o}ns{\bv o}n{\bv a}nt s{\bv o}{\bv u}nds. {\bv I}n
f{\bv a}ct, th{\bv e}r{\bv e} {\bv a}r{\bv e} c{\bv a}s{\bv e}s {\bv i}n wh{\bv i}ch
th{\bv e} v{\bv o}w{\bv e}ls {\bv a}r{\bv e} {\bv o}ft{\bv e}n {\bv o}m{\bv i}tt{\bv e}d,
wh{\bv i}l{\bv e} {\bv i}n {\bv o}th{\bv e}r c{\bv a}s{\bv e}s th{\bv e}
v{\bv o}w{\bv e}ls {\bv a}r{\bv e} {\bv i}nd{\bv i}c{\bv a}t{\bv e}d b{\bv y} sm{\bv a}ll
m{\bv a}rks {\bv a}tt{\bv a}ch{\bv e}d t{\bv o}, {\bv o}r {\bv a}b{\bv o}v{\bv e},
th{\bv e} {\bv a}ss{\bv o}c{\bv i}{\bv a}t{\bv e}d c{\bv o}ns{\bv o}n{\bv a}nts. {\bv I}
{\bv a}m n{\bv o}t {\bv e}n{\bv o}{\bv u}gh {\bv o}f {\bv a} st{\bv u}d{\bv e}nt {\bv o}f
l{\bv a}ng{\bv u}{\bv a}g{\bv e}s t{\bv o} kn{\bv o}w {\bv i}f th{\bv e}r{\bv e} {\bv i}s
{\bv o}r w{\bv a}s {\bv a} r{\bv e}{\bv a}l j{\bv u}st{\bv i}f{\bv i}c{\bv a}t{\bv i}{\bv o}n
f{\bv o}r th{\bv i}s pr{\bv a}ct{\bv i}c{\bv e} {\bv i}n t{\bv e}rms {\bv o}f
th{\bv e} {\bv i}mp{\bv o}rt{\bv a}nc{\bv e} {\bv o}r r{\bv a}th{\bv e}r th{\bv e}
l{\bv a}ck {\bv o}f {\bv i}mp{\bv o}rt{\bv a}nc{\bv e} {\bv o}f th{\bv e}
v{\bv o}w{\bv e}l {\bv i}n w{\bv o}rd r{\bv e}c{\bv o}gn{\bv i}t{\bv i}{\bv o}n {\bv i}n
th{\bv e}s{\bv e} l{\bv a}ng{\bv u}{\bv a}g{\bv e}s.
C{\bv e}rt{\bv a}{\bv i}nl{\bv y} th{\bv e} v{\bv o}w{\bv e}l {\bv i}s {\bv a}ll
{\bv i}mp{\bv o}rt{\bv a}nt f{\bv o}r m{\bv a}n{\bv y} {\bv o}f {\bv o}{\bv u}r
sh{\bv o}rt w{\bv o}rds, {\bv u}s{\bv u}{\bv a}ll{\bv y} {\bv o}f
{\bv A}ngl{\bv o}-S{\bv a}x{\bv o}n {\bv o}r{\bv i}g{\bv i}n. W{\bv i}tn{\bv e}ss,
b{\bv a}t, b{\bv a}t{\bv e}, b{\bv e}t, b{\bv e}{\bv e}t, b{\bv i}t,
b{\bv i}t{\bv e}, b{\bv o}t, b{\bv o}{\bv a}t, b{\bv o}{\bv u}t, b{\bv o}{\bv o}t,
b{\bv u}t, b{\bv u}tt{\bv e}, {\bv e}tc., n{\bv o}t t{\bv o}
m{\bv e}nt{\bv i}{\bv o}n th{\bv o}s{\bv e} w{\bv o}rds wh{\bv e}r{\bv e}
{\bv u}ns{\bv o}{\bv u}nd{\bv e}d c{\bv o}ns{\bv o}n{\bv a}nt l{\bv e}tt{\bv e}rs
{\bv a}r{\bv e} {\bv i}ntr{\bv o}d{\bv u}c{\bv e}d t{\bv o} {\bv i}d{\bv e}nt{\bv i}f{\bv y} th{\bv e}
{\bv i}nt{\bv e}nd{\bv e}d v{\bv o}w{\bv e}l s{\bv o}{\bv u}nd, s{\bv u}ch,
f{\bv o}r {\bv e}x{\bv a}mpl{\bv e}, {\bv a}s b{\bv o}{\bv u}ght.
Th{\bv i}s l{\bv e}{\bv a}ds {\bv o}n{\bv e} t{\bv o} w{\bv o}nd{\bv e}r {\bv i}f
gr{\bv e}{\bv a}t{\bv e}r {\bv a}tt{\bv e}nt{\bv i}{\bv o}n sh{\bv o}{\bv u}ld b{\bv e}
g{\bv i}v{\bv e}n t{\bv o} th{\bv e} v{\bv o}w{\bv e}ls. Th{\bv e}
p{\bv e}nd{\bv u}l{\bv u}m m{\bv a}{\bv y} h{\bv a}v{\bv e} sw{\bv u}ng.
P{\bv e}rh{\bv a}ps, f{\bv o}r r{\bv e}{\bv a}d{\bv i}ng {\bv e}{\bv a}s{\bv e}, w{\bv e}
sh{\bv o}{\bv u}ld m{\bv a}k{\bv e} th{\bv e} v{\bv o}w{\bv e}ls m{\bv o}r{\bv e}
d{\bv i}st{\bv i}nct{\bv i}v{\bv e} {\bv i}n s{\bv o}m{\bv e} w{\bv a}{\bv y}.
Th{\bv e}r{\bv e} d{\bv o}{\bv e}s s{\bv e}{\bv e}m t{\bv o} b{\bv e} {\bv a} tr{\bv e}nd
{\bv i}n th{\bv i}s d{\bv i}r{\bv e}ct{\bv i}{\bv o}n. C{\bv e}rt{\bv a}{\bv i}nl{\bv y},
{\bv a}n {\bv i} {\bv a}nd {\bv a}n {\bv o} {\bv a}r{\bv e} m{\bv o}r{\bv e}
d{\bv i}ff{\bv e}r{\bv e}nt th{\bv a}n {\bv a}r{\bv e} {\bv a} b {\bv a}nd {\bv a}n
h. {\bv O}n{\bv e} w{\bv a}{\bv y} t{\bv o} d{\bv o} th{\bv i}s m{\bv i}ght
b{\bv e} t{\bv o} m{\bv a}k{\bv e} th{\bv e} v{\bv o}w{\bv e}ls {\bv a}s {\bv a}
cl{\bv a}ss s{\bv o}m{\bv e}wh{\bv a}t l{\bv a}rg{\bv e}r, p{\bv e}rh{\bv a}ps
h{\bv a}v{\bv e} th{\bv e}n t{\bv a}ll{\bv e}r, s{\bv a}{\bv y} {\bv a}s t{\bv a}ll
{\bv a}s th{\bv e} t.
{\bv I}t m{\bv i}ght b{\bv e} {\bv i}nt{\bv e}r{\bv e}st{\bv i}ng t{\bv o} d{\bv o}
s{\bv o}m{\bv e} {\bv e}xp{\bv e}r{\bv i}m{\bv e}nts {\bv a}l{\bv o}ng th{\bv e}s{\bv e}
l{\bv i}n{\bv e}s {\bv u}s{\bv i}ng m{\bv e}t{\bv a}f{\bv o}nt. Th{\bv e}
r{\bv i}ght w{\bv a}{\bv y} t{\bv o} d{\bv o} th{\bv i}s w{\bv o}{\bv u}ld b{\bv e}
t{\bv o} d{\bv e}s{\bv i}gn {\bv a} c{\bv o}mpl{\bv e}t{\bv e} f{\bv o}nt {\bv o}r
{\bv a}ct{\bv u}{\bv a}ll{\bv y} m{\bv a}n{\bv y} c{\bv o}mpl{\bv e}t{\bv e} f{\bv o}nts
{\bv i}n wh{\bv i}ch ch{\bv a}ng{\bv e}s {\bv o}f th{\bv e} t{\bv y}p{\bv e}
s{\bv u}gg{\bv e}st{\bv e}d w{\bv e}r{\bv e} m{\bv a}d{\bv e} w{\bv i}th d{\bv u}{\bv e}
{\bv a}tt{\bv e}nt{\bv i}{\bv o}n t{\bv o} th{\bv e} s{\bv e}p{\bv a}r{\bv a}t{\bv i}{\bv o}n {\bv o}f
{\bv e}ff{\bv e}cts. Th{\bv i}s w{\bv o}{\bv u}ld b{\bv e} {\bv a} l{\bv o}ng
r{\bv a}ng{\bv e} t{\bv a}sk. {\bv A}s {\bv a} q{\bv u}{\bv i}ck
{\bv a}nd d{\bv i}rt{\bv y} {\bv e}xp{\bv e}r{\bv i}m{\bv e}nt {\bv o}n{\bv e} c{\bv o}{\bv u}ld
s{\bv e}l{\bv e}ct th{\bv e} v{\bv o}w{\bv e}ls fr{\bv o}m {\bv a}
l{\bv a}rg{\bv e}r f{\bv o}nt th{\bv a}n th{\bv a}t {\bv u}s{\bv e}d f{\bv o}r
th{\bv e} c{\bv o}ns{\bv o}n{\bv a}nts.
S{\bv o}---b{\bv e}g{\bv i}nn{\bv i}ng r{\bv i}ght n{\bv o}w th{\bv i}s
t{\bv e}xt h{\bv a}s th{\bv e} v{\bv o}w{\bv e}ls {\bv a}ll
s{\bv e}l{\bv e}ct{\bv e}d fr{\bv o}m {\bv a} {\bv o}n{\bv e} p{\bv o}{\bv i}nt
l{\bv a}rg{\bv e}r f{\bv o}nt th{\bv a}n th{\bv e}
c{\bv o}ns{\bv o}n{\bv e}nts. Th{\bv e}r{\bv e} {\bv i}s {\bv a}
pr{\bv o}bl{\bv e}m w{\bv i}th th{\bv e} {\bv y} wh{\bv i}ch {\bv i}s
s{\bv o}m{\bv e}t{\bv i}m{\bv e}s {\bv u}s{\bv e}d {\bv a}s {\bv a} v{\bv o}w{\bv e}l {\bv a}nd
s{\bv o}m{\bv e}t{\bv i}m{\bv e}s {\bv a}s {\bv a} c{\bv o}ns{\bv o}n{\bv e}nt, s{\bv o}
{\bv a}ct{\bv u}{\bv a}ll{\bv y} th{\bv e}r{\bv e} {\bv a}r{\bv e} tw{\bv o} y{\bv y}'s {\bv i}n
th{\bv i}s t{\bv e}xt.
J{\bv u}st t{\bv o} m{\bv a}k{\bv e} th{\bv i}s {\bv e}xp{\bv e}r{\bv i}m{\bv e}nt
{\bv e}v{\bv e}n m{\bv o}r{\bv e} gr{\bv a}ph{\bv i}c, {\bv I} h{\bv a}v{\bv e}
c{\bv o}p{\bv i}{\bv e}d th{\bv i}s {\bv e}nt{\bv i}r{\bv e} t{\bv e}xt fr{\bv o}m
th{\bv i}s p{\bv a}g{\bv e} t{\bv o} th{\bv e} n{\bv e}xt p{\bv a}g{\bv e},
b{\bv u}t th{\bv i}s t{\bv i}m{\bv e} w{\bv i}th th{\bv i}s sch{\bv e}m{\bv e}
{\bv a}ppl{\bv i}{\bv e}d t{\bv o} th{\bv e} {\bv e}nt{\bv i}r{\bv e} p{\bv a}g{\bv e}.
S{\bv o}, t{\bv u}rn t{\bv o} {\bv i}t {\bv a}nd s{\bv e}{\bv e} wh{\bv a}t
y{\bv o}{\bv u} th{\bv i}nk.
\vfill
\eject
\ctrline {Th{\bbv e} v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}ls {\bbv o}n th{\bbv i}s p{\bbv a}g{\bbv e}
{\bbv a}r{\bbv e} {\bbv a}ll 20\%\ l{\bbv a}rg{\bbv e}r th{\bbv a}n n{\bbv o}rm{\bbv a}l}
\vskip 10pt
{\bbv I}t {\bbv i}s c{\bbv u}r{\bbv i}{\bbv o}{\bbv u}s th{\bbv a}t m{\bbv a}n{\bbv y}
l{\bbv a}ng{\bbv u}{\bbv a}g{\bbv e}s {\bbv i}n th{\bbv e}{\bbv i}r wr{\bbv i}tt{\bbv e}n
f{\bbv o}rm s{\bbv e}{\bbv e}m t{\bbv o} {\bbv a}tt{\bbv a}ch l{\bbv e}ss
{\bbv i}mp{\bbv o}rt{\bbv a}nc{\bbv e} t{\bbv o} r{\bbv e}c{\bbv o}rd{\bbv i}ng th{\bbv e}
v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}l s{\bbv o}{\bbv u}nds th{\bbv a}n t{\bbv o} r{\bbv e}c{\bbv o}rd{\bbv i}ng
th{\bbv e} c{\bbv o}ns{\bbv o}n{\bbv a}nt s{\bbv o}{\bbv u}nds. {\bbv I}n
f{\bbv a}ct, th{\bbv e}r{\bbv e} {\bbv a}r{\bbv e} c{\bbv a}s{\bbv e}s {\bbv i}n wh{\bbv i}ch
th{\bbv e} v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}ls {\bbv a}r{\bbv e} {\bbv o}ft{\bbv e}n {\bbv o}m{\bbv i}tt{\bbv e}d,
wh{\bbv i}l{\bbv e} {\bbv i}n {\bbv o}th{\bbv e}r c{\bbv a}s{\bbv e}s th{\bbv e}
v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}ls {\bbv a}r{\bbv e} {\bbv i}nd{\bbv i}c{\bbv a}t{\bbv e}d b{\bbv y} sm{\bbv a}ll
m{\bbv a}rks {\bbv a}tt{\bbv a}ch{\bbv e}d t{\bbv o}, {\bbv o}r {\bbv a}b{\bbv o}v{\bbv e},
th{\bbv e} {\bbv a}ss{\bbv o}c{\bbv i}{\bbv a}t{\bbv e}d c{\bbv o}ns{\bbv o}n{\bbv a}nts. {\bbv I}
{\bbv a}m n{\bbv o}t {\bbv e}n{\bbv o}{\bbv u}gh {\bbv o}f {\bbv a} st{\bbv u}d{\bbv e}nt {\bbv o}f
l{\bbv a}ng{\bbv u}{\bbv a}g{\bbv e}s t{\bbv o} kn{\bbv o}w {\bbv i}f th{\bbv e}r{\bbv e} {\bbv i}s
{\bbv o}r w{\bbv a}s {\bbv a} r{\bbv e}{\bbv a}l j{\bbv u}st{\bbv i}f{\bbv i}c{\bbv a}t{\bbv i}{\bbv o}n
f{\bbv o}r th{\bbv i}s pr{\bbv a}ct{\bbv i}c{\bbv e} {\bbv i}n t{\bbv e}rms {\bbv o}f
th{\bbv e} {\bbv i}mp{\bbv o}rt{\bbv a}nc{\bbv e} {\bbv o}r r{\bbv a}th{\bbv e}r th{\bbv e}
l{\bbv a}ck {\bbv o}f {\bbv i}mp{\bbv o}rt{\bbv a}nc{\bbv e} {\bbv o}f th{\bbv e}
v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}l {\bbv i}n w{\bbv o}rd r{\bbv e}c{\bbv o}gn{\bbv i}t{\bbv i}{\bbv o}n {\bbv i}n
th{\bbv e}s{\bbv e} l{\bbv a}ng{\bbv u}{\bbv a}g{\bbv e}s.
C{\bbv e}rt{\bbv a}{\bbv i}nl{\bbv y} th{\bbv e} v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}l {\bbv i}s {\bbv a}ll
{\bbv i}mp{\bbv o}rt{\bbv a}nt f{\bbv o}r m{\bbv a}n{\bbv y} {\bbv o}f {\bbv o}{\bbv u}r
sh{\bbv o}rt w{\bbv o}rds, {\bbv u}s{\bbv u}{\bbv a}ll{\bbv y} {\bbv o}f
{\bbv A}ngl{\bbv o}-S{\bbv a}x{\bbv o}n {\bbv o}r{\bbv i}g{\bbv i}n. W{\bbv i}tn{\bbv e}ss,
b{\bbv a}t, b{\bbv a}t{\bbv e}, b{\bbv e}t, b{\bbv e}{\bbv e}t, b{\bbv i}t,
b{\bbv i}t{\bbv e}, b{\bbv o}t, b{\bbv o}{\bbv a}t, b{\bbv o}{\bbv u}t, b{\bbv o}{\bbv o}t,
b{\bbv u}t, b{\bbv u}tt{\bbv e}, {\bbv e}tc., n{\bbv o}t t{\bbv o}
m{\bbv e}nt{\bbv i}{\bbv o}n th{\bbv o}s{\bbv e} w{\bbv o}rds wh{\bbv e}r{\bbv e}
{\bbv u}ns{\bbv o}{\bbv u}nd{\bbv e}d c{\bbv o}ns{\bbv o}n{\bbv a}nt l{\bbv e}tt{\bbv e}rs
{\bbv a}r{\bbv e} {\bbv i}ntr{\bbv o}d{\bbv u}c{\bbv e}d t{\bbv o} {\bbv i}d{\bbv e}nt{\bbv i}f{\bbv y} th{\bbv e}
{\bbv i}nt{\bbv e}nd{\bbv e}d v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}l s{\bbv o}{\bbv u}nd, s{\bbv u}ch,
f{\bbv o}r {\bbv e}x{\bbv a}mpl{\bbv e}, {\bbv a}s b{\bbv o}{\bbv u}ght.
Th{\bbv i}s l{\bbv e}{\bbv a}ds {\bbv o}n{\bbv e} t{\bbv o} w{\bbv o}nd{\bbv e}r {\bbv i}f
gr{\bbv e}{\bbv a}t{\bbv e}r {\bbv a}tt{\bbv e}nt{\bbv i}{\bbv o}n sh{\bbv o}{\bbv u}ld b{\bbv e}
g{\bbv i}v{\bbv e}n t{\bbv o} th{\bbv e} v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}ls. Th{\bbv e}
p{\bbv e}nd{\bbv u}l{\bbv u}m m{\bbv a}{\bbv y} h{\bbv a}v{\bbv e} sw{\bbv u}ng.
P{\bbv e}rh{\bbv a}ps, f{\bbv o}r r{\bbv e}{\bbv a}d{\bbv i}ng {\bbv e}{\bbv a}s{\bbv e}, w{\bbv e}
sh{\bbv o}{\bbv u}ld m{\bbv a}k{\bbv e} th{\bbv e} v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}ls m{\bbv o}r{\bbv e}
d{\bbv i}st{\bbv i}nct{\bbv i}v{\bbv e} {\bbv i}n s{\bbv o}m{\bbv e} w{\bbv a}{\bbv y}.
Th{\bbv e}r{\bbv e} d{\bbv o}{\bbv e}s s{\bbv e}{\bbv e}m t{\bbv o} b{\bbv e} {\bbv a} tr{\bbv e}nd
{\bbv i}n th{\bbv i}s d{\bbv i}r{\bbv e}ct{\bbv i}{\bbv o}n. C{\bbv e}rt{\bbv a}{\bbv i}nl{\bbv y},
{\bbv a}n {\bbv i} {\bbv a}nd {\bbv a}n {\bbv o} {\bbv a}r{\bbv e} m{\bbv o}r{\bbv e}
d{\bbv i}ff{\bbv e}r{\bbv e}nt th{\bbv a}n {\bbv a}r{\bbv e} {\bbv a} b {\bbv a}nd {\bbv a}n
h. {\bbv O}n{\bbv e} w{\bbv a}{\bbv y} t{\bbv o} d{\bbv o} th{\bbv i}s m{\bbv i}ght
b{\bbv e} t{\bbv o} m{\bbv a}k{\bbv e} th{\bbv e} v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}ls {\bbv a}s {\bbv a}
cl{\bbv a}ss s{\bbv o}m{\bbv e}wh{\bbv a}t l{\bbv a}rg{\bbv e}r, p{\bbv e}rh{\bbv a}ps
h{\bbv a}v{\bbv e} th{\bbv e}n t{\bbv a}ll{\bbv e}r, s{\bbv a}{\bbv y} {\bbv a}s t{\bbv a}ll
{\bbv a}s th{\bbv e} t.
{\bbv I}t m{\bbv i}ght b{\bbv e} {\bbv i}nt{\bbv e}r{\bbv e}st{\bbv i}ng t{\bbv o} d{\bbv o}
s{\bbv o}m{\bbv e} {\bbv e}xp{\bbv e}r{\bbv i}m{\bbv e}nts {\bbv a}l{\bbv o}ng th{\bbv e}s{\bbv e}
l{\bbv i}n{\bbv e}s {\bbv u}s{\bbv i}ng m{\bbv e}t{\bbv a}f{\bbv o}nt. Th{\bbv e}
r{\bbv i}ght w{\bbv a}{\bbv y} t{\bbv o} d{\bbv o} th{\bbv i}s w{\bbv o}{\bbv u}ld b{\bbv e}
t{\bbv o} d{\bbv e}s{\bbv i}gn {\bbv a} c{\bbv o}mpl{\bbv e}t{\bbv e} f{\bbv o}nt {\bbv o}r
{\bbv a}ct{\bbv u}{\bbv a}ll{\bbv y} m{\bbv a}n{\bbv y} c{\bbv o}mpl{\bbv e}t{\bbv e} f{\bbv o}nts
{\bbv i}n wh{\bbv i}ch ch{\bbv a}ng{\bbv e}s {\bbv o}f th{\bbv e} t{\bbv y}p{\bbv e}
s{\bbv u}gg{\bbv e}st{\bbv e}d w{\bbv e}r{\bbv e} m{\bbv a}d{\bbv e} w{\bbv i}th d{\bbv u}{\bbv e}
{\bbv a}tt{\bbv e}nt{\bbv i}{\bbv o}n t{\bbv o} th{\bbv e} s{\bbv e}p{\bbv a}r{\bbv a}t{\bbv i}{\bbv o}n {\bbv o}f
{\bbv e}ff{\bbv e}cts. Th{\bbv i}s w{\bbv o}{\bbv u}ld b{\bbv e} {\bbv a} l{\bbv o}ng
r{\bbv a}ng{\bbv e} t{\bbv a}sk. {\bbv A}s {\bbv a} q{\bbv u}{\bbv i}ck
{\bbv a}nd d{\bbv i}rt{\bbv y} {\bbv e}xp{\bbv e}r{\bbv i}m{\bbv e}nt {\bbv o}n{\bbv e} c{\bbv o}{\bbv u}ld
s{\bbv e}l{\bbv e}ct th{\bbv e} v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}ls fr{\bbv o}m {\bbv a}
l{\bbv a}rg{\bbv e}r f{\bbv o}nt th{\bbv a}n th{\bbv a}t {\bbv u}s{\bbv e}d f{\bbv o}r
th{\bbv e} c{\bbv o}ns{\bbv o}n{\bbv a}nts.
S{\bbv o}---b{\bbv e}g{\bbv i}nn{\bbv i}ng r{\bbv i}ght n{\bbv o}w th{\bbv i}s
t{\bbv e}xt h{\bbv a}s th{\bbv e} v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}ls {\bbv a}ll
s{\bbv e}l{\bbv e}ct{\bbv e}d fr{\bbv o}m {\bbv a} {\bbv o}n{\bbv e} p{\bbv o}{\bbv i}nt
l{\bbv a}rg{\bbv e}r f{\bbv o}nt th{\bbv a}n th{\bbv e}
c{\bbv o}ns{\bbv o}n{\bbv e}nts. Th{\bbv e}r{\bbv e} {\bbv i}s {\bbv a}
pr{\bbv o}bl{\bbv e}m w{\bbv i}th th{\bbv e} {\bbv y} wh{\bbv i}ch {\bbv i}s
s{\bbv o}m{\bbv e}t{\bbv i}m{\bbv e}s {\bbv u}s{\bbv e}d {\bbv a}s {\bbv a} v{\bbv o}w{\bbv e}l {\bbv a}nd
s{\bbv o}m{\bbv e}t{\bbv i}m{\bbv e}s {\bbv a}s {\bbv a} c{\bbv o}ns{\bbv o}n{\bbv e}nt, s{\bbv o}
{\bbv a}ct{\bbv u}{\bbv a}ll{\bbv y} th{\bbv e}r{\bbv e} {\bbv a}r{\bbv e} tw{\bbv o} y{\bbv y}'s {\bbv i}n
th{\bbv i}s t{\bbv e}xt.
J{\bbv u}st t{\bbv o} m{\bbv a}k{\bbv e} th{\bbv i}s {\bbv e}xp{\bbv e}r{\bbv i}m{\bbv e}nt
{\bbv e}v{\bbv e}n m{\bbv o}r{\bbv e} gr{\bbv a}ph{\bbv i}c, {\bbv I} h{\bbv a}v{\bbv e}
c{\bbv o}p{\bbv i}{\bbv e}d th{\bbv i}s {\bbv e}nt{\bbv i}r{\bbv e} t{\bbv e}xt fr{\bbv o}m
th{\bbv i}s p{\bbv a}g{\bbv e} t{\bbv o} th{\bbv e} n{\bbv e}xt p{\bbv a}g{\bbv e},
b{\bbv u}t th{\bbv i}s t{\bbv i}m{\bbv e} w{\bbv i}th th{\bbv i}s sch{\bbv e}m{\bbv e}
{\bbv a}ppl{\bbv i}{\bbv e}d t{\bbv o} th{\bbv e} {\bbv e}nt{\bbv i}r{\bbv e} p{\bbv a}g{\bbv e}.
S{\bbv o}, t{\bbv u}rn t{\bbv o} {\bbv i}t {\bbv a}nd s{\bbv e}{\bbv e} wh{\bbv a}t
y{\bbv o}{\bbv u} th{\bbv i}nk.
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